officialunitedstates:

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

(via thatsilversky)

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justsecondary:

When ur overstimulated and ppl keep fucking talking to you

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lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

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notabadsport:

No Noise November. everyone shut up

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elxr:

vapidsoup:

rosyrobot:

whatever love is fake anyway

who left you on read?

thats literally what happened fuck you

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dutchster:

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

(Source: dutchster, via thatsilversky)

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